Haiku About Pants Pooping

Pooping in my pants
Surely a haiku on this
Should be named “haipu”

Tina

Damn those parasites

-anonymous

Chicago Blackhawks

I jumped a little too hard

now I have brown pants

had an accident

how do i hide from my shame

spill some chocolate milk

Elevator stuck

I can see every corner

How can I go on

Bases are loaded

I do not want to get up.

Now no more neigbors

Knuckles in my gut

I lose control of my mouth

and my other end

Relief through a door

Fingers claw to unlock it

Tiles are now stained brown

Cutting down bamboo

Birds around me fly away

Because of my poo

Big action fight scene

Gunshot comes out of nowhere

Not the only thing