July 29th, 2010

Pooping in my pants
Surely a haiku on this
Should be named “haipu”


June 17th, 2010
Callahan Tunnel
Traffic can be counted on

Damn those parasites


June 10th, 2010

Chicago Blackhawks

I jumped a little too hard

now I have brown pants

June 2nd, 2010

had an accident

how do i hide from my shame

spill some chocolate milk

May 24th, 2010

Elevator stuck

I can see every corner

How can I go on

May 21st, 2010

Bases are loaded

I do not want to get up.

Now no more neigbors

May 20th, 2010

Knuckles in my gut

I lose control of my mouth

and my other end

May 18th, 2010

Relief through a door

Fingers claw to unlock it

Tiles are now stained brown

May 17th, 2010

Cutting down bamboo

Birds around me fly away

Because of my poo

May 13th, 2010

Big action fight scene

Gunshot comes out of nowhere

Not the only thing